marcus fichtl
no matter what time i set my alarm

I wake up at 1130.

starting the new year right

I stood in line today at the shopette, a military convenience store, with a bottle of wine and some lifesavor gummies smuggly mocking in my head all my fellow enlisted peons buying pbr and cases of monster energy drinks. Then I get up to the cash register to pay and my credit card declines. I mumble out some excuses to the cashier, but it didn’t matter, I showed up with a declining card two days after pay day, I’de gone full Soldier.

Turns out my bank didnt like my spree of online purchases and blocked my card.